LW-YZ Autocannons

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This article is about a fanmade weapon by NimoStar.
It should not be confused with official sources.
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This article is parody and/or satire. It wasn't made seriously or with the intention to offend. It is just for fun.

The LW-YZ Autocannon type is a miracle marvel of enginnering. Found in a super-ultra-mega-duper secret LosTech[1] Star League era ROYAL vault of the personal property of House Cameron, these weapons were kept secret from the world(s) for... uuuhhhh... reasons! Not like weapons are meant to be produced, anyways. Nor even used.

No: Everyone knows that, in standard Star League operating procedures (page one hundred fifteen, paragraph twelve, section five), gear is produced exclusively to be immediately buried. This is done so that it can be discovered many centuries later, in pristine working conditions, by unrelated forces (such as pirates, mercenaries, bandits and warlords). Then it is destroyed by them in their pointless skirmishes, and becomes exctinct for good. Yes, such is the pinnacle of military strategy.

Capabilities[edit]

In addition to firing normal Autocannon rounds and cluster rounds like the LB-X Autocannons, it can fire a special ammunition type of Energized rounds. The "Z" of energiZed and the "Y" of "WattaYe"[for real?]. LW is for LightWeight, duh, because every word must be capitalized into its component words. The conflagration of both things gives this autocannon its characteristic (thus easy to remember and pronounce, really!) name.

Comparison[edit]

It is lighter and more compact than an LB-X autocannon, because it is more ancient and therefore better. There is no reason to use an LB-X if you have one of these, just as there is no reason to use a normal Autocannon if you have an LB-X! Isn't the progress of technology... in the past... wonderful?

Weapons list[edit]

  1. LostLosTech, in fact.